May 5

How often have you wished you knew how to create a website? If you are a human, I’m going to guess the thought has at least crossed your mind. Now, if you are like a lot of people, you probably don’t know the first thing about how to go about doing that. Or maybe you do, and you just want a refresher course. Well, here’s where you are going to learn about how to create a web site, from the ground up, NO PREVIOUS KNOWLEDGE REQUIRED. So strap in, and lets get cracking.

First off I would like to say that I am not some computer geek who was born writing code. In fact, I didn’t even have the first clue how to do much more than play games on a computer until a few years ago. So you don’t have to be some special breed of human to write a webpage, or do anything else for that matter.

What you’re going to need

  • A computer (you had better have one if you’re reading this)

  • A web browser like Internet Explorer or Firefox (see above)

  • A plain-text writer (notepad if you are using a windows works amazingly)

What you will need if you get more advanced

  • A graphics Creation/Manipulation program

Lesson 1: What is HTML

“The longest journey is begun in a single step.” Lets take that single step. What is HTML? HTML stands for HyperText Markup Language, which in english basically means a way of turning plain text into cool websites. HTML is NOT a programming language. HTML is a very simple (yet powerful) way of styling text and enhancing it.

To accomplish this mission HTML contains a series of “tags” which can be added to text to format them in special ways. These tags range from tags that create bold text, to tags that format the way text is laid out on the page.

Lesson 2: Your First Website

Yes, you read that right. Right now you are about to create your first website. So open up your plain-text writer and lets roll.

You should be looking at a totally blank new document ready for magic. Lets add that magic.

Imagine that creating a webpage is like writing a report. First, you need to get some paper.

In order to create a web page you have to first tell the computer that what it’s reading is supposed to be HTML, so that’s what we need to do. Type “<html>.” There, you just opened your first tag. Ever tag is enclosed in those little < > things. But opening a tag isn’t enough. You’ve got to tell the computer that the tag is also finished (computers are rather stupid). So go down a few lines and type “</html>. Every tag you create must have a closer (the same tag you opened with except with a “/” in front of it.

What you just did was tell the computer that everything between those two tags should be read like HTML and not like plain text. We have told the computer what paper to use. The next thing we need to do is give our report a title (and a header). So we need another set of tags.

Between the <html> and </html> Write “<head> </head>”. This tells the computer that between these two tags is the information about the page. Nothing you put between these tags will show up on the actual body of your page, but it is important nonetheless.

There are a ton of things that you can do with the header of a page, but the only thing we are going to do for now is give our page a title. To do this add “<title> </title>” between the <head> tags. Whatever goes inside of the <title> tags will appear in the browser as the title of the page (right up there on the top-most bar, on the left. So for our example write “Fuzzy Bunnies”.

Now we’ve come to one of the most important steps, saving your work. You don’t want the cat to come over and kill your computer before you saved. Saving an HTML file is a bit different than just saving a regular text file because you have to give it a special extension before the computer will be able to recognize it as something it should make a website out of. So instead of just saving it as the default “.txt” or whatever your program tries to save it as, click on the dropdown menu right below the place where you type in the file name, and select “all files”, then type whatever you want to in the name field, and add to the end “.html”. Save, and there you go. Your first html file.

 

But of course, you are not done. If you loaded the file you just saved in a web browser you wouldn’t see anything (except for the title in the title bar). That’s because we havn’t added anything to the body (or the actual page). We’ll get into that in Part 2…

 

 

May 5

 

1. Pans Labrinth

A fairy tale for grown-ups. That tagline basically sums up this incredible movie. Playing with the themes of life and death, hope and desperation, beauty and uglyness, I was thoroughly drawn into the story. One of the few movies I’ve seen that actually contains two meanings, depending on how you decide to interpret the ending. Highly recommended.

2. Gladiator

It’s freaking Russel Crow fighting. What more can you want? Honestly, if you havn’t seen this yet, stop reading this and go watch it now.

3. Saving Private Ryan

Spielberg’s greatest war movie, telling the story of the invasion of Normandy on D-day. War, action, guns, blood, and one of the best explanations of heroism I’ve heard, from the mouth of Tom Hanks.

4. 300

I’m not a wimpy guy, but after watching this movie I felt like it. There isn’t much anything cooler than a bunch of Spartans laying down pain.

5. The Boondock Saints

I went into this movie with no expectations whatsoever. I had never heard of it before, and was watching it with a bunch of college kids. From the first scene I was riveted. Few movies sum up my philosophy on life as well. Plus it’s kick-ass too.

6. The Persuit of Happyness

Chris Gardner happens to be one of my personal inspirations, so I am a little biased about this. But besides Boondock Saints this is about the only movie which pulls together my philosophy on life, without leaving me wanting for much more. It was also the movie that inspired me to get into the stock market…

7. Braveheart

Scotsmen laying out the law. What’s not to love. Another story of revolution and liberty. Amazing. Like Gladiator, if you haven’t watched this movie you should….. right now.

8. The Shawshank Redemption

Holy crap, I saw this movie after listening to my dad tell me how amazing it was for months. I was expecting it to suck. But no, this is one of the most moving movies I have ever see. It’s about a man who finds hope in prison. Sounds corny, but it isn’t.

9. The Matrix Trilogy

Wire-Fu meets Cyberpunk, and does it gracefully. A very entertaining set of movies, not much more to say than that. Watch it now….. after you watch Gladiator and Braveheart.

10. Face/Off

There’s no deep reason this movie is good. Unless you count being one of the most awesome action/drama movies ever a deep reason.

Mar 19

If you are wondering what happened to the old posts that used to be here.  Well, that is a very long story.  Basically they are all still in the database, but wordpress decided to eat itself, so I have to revive all of them.  Eventually, they will be archived into the political and personal side of the site, which will live here.  My reasoning for this change is simple.  I wanted a place to better advertise my graphics design services, while at the same time keeping my old blog.  So if you happen to be linking to any of my posts, they won’t work anymore.  Sorry.   New Site coming soon.